jokes

B.Tech is incomplete without...

5B's

B-Bikes

B-Babes
B-Beer
B-Backs
B-Bkchodi :P

 2.Girl To Boy : Tum Ladke Kisi Ladki Mein
Sab Se Pehle Kya Dekhte Ho...???
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Boy : Yeh Toh ladki pe Depend karta
hai k wo Aa Rahi hai Ya Jaa Rahi hai











 3.Engineer:- Kitna mushkil hai Teacher se pyaar karna . .

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Friend :- Kyu................?
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Engineer :- 25 page ka Love Letter bheja tha ,
pagli ne assignment samjh ke sign kardiya...

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Life of a Student:

PC hai net Nahi,
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ATM Hai paise Nahi,

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Cell Hai balance Nahi,
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EXAM hai tension Nahi,
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Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!,
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Kal result hai, par darr to kisi k baap ka bhi nahi :D

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‎3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane
jate hai
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1- Aulaad Budhape me

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2- Dost Musibat me
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Aur
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3- Girlfriend Garibi Me :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

6.Dogs marriage Q nhi karte ?

Bumper ans by santa :-

very simple :-

Qki wo pehle se hi kutto ki
zindagi jee rahe hote hain....:-D:p:p

7 .

RULE OF SUCCESS

Apni Zindage Mein Koi
Kam Karne Sy Pehle
Hamesha Kisi LADKI

Sy Mashwara Kr Lo...

Wo Jo Mashwara De
Us Ka Ulta Karo...

Kamyabi
Tumhare Qadam Choomegi :)