FUN-jokes

AAJ-KAL KE BACCHE
AUR
UNKE
DOUBTS....;):D
Babli - Teacher
... Teacher!'Bus'
Male hai ya
Female?
(Teacher
thinks'such a cute
question')
Suddenly another
kid (Bunty)
replied- Teacher,
Teacher It's
Female.
Babli-Why?
Bunty-Kyoki Sab
Log Uspe
ChadteHain, Idiot.
Teacher got tense
with answer
whereas Babli In
Doubt again-
Agar Bus Female
Hai Aur Sab
UspeChadte Hain
To Uske Bacche
Kyo nahi hote ?
Teacher more
tense...
Bunty again with
answer- Kyoki
Sab Us Par Peeche
Se Chadte
Hai duffer.
Teacher sharm se
pani pani...
But Babli still in
doubt-Maana
Sabhi Peeche Se
Chadte Hain,
par Driver Aur
Conductor To
Aagay SeChadte
Hain.
Phir Bachche Kyon
Nahin Hote?
Teacher Ki Saanse
band.
.
.
.
.
Bunty's final reply-
Kyon Ki Woh
Dono Topi
Pehanke Chadte
Hain.
Teacher
Behosh

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